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Below are the 6 most recent journal entries recorded in myfriendpaul's LiveJournal:

Monday, May 17th, 2004
9:35 am
Becky and Holly's Nipple
I got my key! So now you guys can't steal stuff.

And Megan, I will at this point begin jumping rope at 4:00 AM every morning.

Perhaps Becky grabbing Holly's nipple is my funny moment of the day.
Sunday, May 16th, 2004
1:44 pm
80s are cool.
This site is weird. There are some things you just shouldn't post. Oh well. If you wanna put it out there for all to read, more power to ya! I'm just not such an open book, as you guys have figured out.

I didn't puke last night! But Holly did! Haha. I can't talk. Apparently I'm a pissed cunt. Or so Richard and Will said this morning. But then I tackled both of them in the field so life goes on.

I switched rooms but I don't have a key. So if you guys wanna steal stuff....

And I heart the following.

~Jenny dressed as a slut.
~Leah dancing to "The Gambler" like Madonna.
~Megan. Period. Just Megan.
~Rhys doing a Russian accent.
~Holly. Even when she can't complete the 'walk 5 steps by yourself' challenge.
~Becky. Even when I shove that bitch aside because she's trying to corrupt my pal Holly.
~Liz blinking like she's in headlights.
~Jon in a porn star mustache. Axil?
~Katie. I love her period! And she's a cock block.
~AND BOB! What a guy!
Thursday, May 13th, 2004
12:06 am
Kill Bill is the Bomb!
Ok, I really liked that movie. Even though I apparently ANNOYED THE HELL out of John. OOPS! I mean JON! Silly me, I'm such a bastard. What, Jon, you don't think eye-plucking is funny? (My apologies to anyone who hasn't yet seen the movie)
And Kabobs are good.
And so is gun-point pregnancy.
And so are Mambas.
And so is the five point open palm heart stop five step Chinese trick.
Ta da!
Wednesday, May 12th, 2004
10:45 am
Live Journal is dumb
I can't download my stupid picture. The best part is it isn't a picture of me, no...it's a funny pic of someone else. Actually TWO other people! But I can't get the file to the right size. Dumb. I have to wait to embarass them.
And I'm a spineless ass. Jacki caught me in the library and he asked me out AGAIN! I think I said yes, because I didn't say no. I really can't go out with him, though. I'll get raped...or worse....
Tuesday, May 11th, 2004
2:08 pm
I don't think that Pinnacles is spelled right. Oh well. I was supposed to go to Auckland with LVC this weekend, but that fell through.
This PAST weekend I went tramping with friends in the Coromandel. Fun, but Canadians are definately annoying. They kinda have this 'better than Americans' thing going on. But they're ALLOWED to be ignorant because they're not Americans. It's confusing.
And we had Jon's party last night. We wrote poems. They were retarded. Like us. We are a retarded bunch.
I may or may not feel left out of the Rhysome Threesome. It's the Rhysome Threesome....and Paul....
And the kid in D.1.09 doesn't exist! I WANT OUT OF B BLOCK!
Saturday, May 8th, 2004
8:00 pm
This is wrong
I can't do this. This just feels wrong. I'm not drunk.
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